1975 : Long hair
2008 : Longing for hair
1975 : Acid rock
2008 : Acid reflux
1975 : Moving to California because it’s cool
2008 : Moving to Florida because it’s warm
1975 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2008 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1975 : Going to a new, hip joint
2008 : Getting a new hip joint
1975 : Rolling Stones
2008 : Kidney Stones
1975 : Down with the system!
2008 : Upgrade the system
1975 : Disco
2008 : Costco
1975 : Passing the drivers’ test
2008 : Passing the vision test
1975 : Whatever
2008 : Depends
