A day without sunshine is like night.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Old age comes at a bad time.
In America, anyone can be President. That’s one of the risks you take.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Hard work has a future pay-off. Laziness pays off now.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Hang up and drive.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather … not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Smile, it’s the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Ronnie,
Your blog page is awesome. You are a busy man !I am enjoying looking around here. Like the funny one liners. Sorry we missed you on our recent visit to Hillsville.
Mary