Bumper Sticker Wisdom

A day without sunshine is like night.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Old age comes at a bad time.

In America, anyone can be President. That’s one of the risks you take.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Hard work has a future pay-off. Laziness pays off now.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Hang up and drive.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather … not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Smile, it’s the second-best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

One comment on “Bumper Sticker Wisdom

  1. April 19, 2009 Mary Sutterby

    Your blog page is awesome. You are a busy man !I am enjoying looking around here. Like the funny one liners. Sorry we missed you on our recent visit to Hillsville.


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