(or, “Does anyone ever proofread these things?”)
~ Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
~ Come out this evening for a time of prayer and sinning.
~ A woman’s blouse was found at a table in the middle of the servant appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the church office.
~ Overeaters Anonymous meeting will be held at 8 p.m. in the large room.
~ The ladies in the style show will meet with their dresses down in front after morning worship.
~ A worm welcome to all who have come today.
~ Sermon Outline:
I. Delineate your fear
II. Disown your fear
III. Displace your rear
~ Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
~ If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.